Boarding the Bus...
04-09-2005, 10:11 AM
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One day, a large group of people were waiting for the bus at a local Greyhound station.
At the front of the line was a very attractive woman dressed in a black business vest, white blouse, leather mini-skirt, and high heels.
As the bus pulled up, she went to board it, but found that her skirt was too tight for her to raise her leg to the required height. Looking around and thinking quickly, she reaches behind her and unzips the zipper on the back of her skirt a little and then tries again.
Again, she finds that she cannot manoeuvre the step, so once more she reaches behind her and unzips her skirt a little more. Wth a smile,she looks at the bus driver and tries to board again.
With dissapointment, she finds that she still can't step that high and so with exasperation and a sigh, she unzips her skirt the rest of the way down.
To her amazement, her left still will not reach the bottom step.Finally, a very large man behind her gently grabs her by the waist, lifts her up, and places her on the bus.
The woman turns to the man furious, and says, "Who do u think you are to touch my body in that way? I don't even know u!"
Nonplused, the man looks at her and replies, "Well, ma'am, after you unzipped my fly i thought we were pretty good friends."
At the front of the line was a very attractive woman dressed in a black business vest, white blouse, leather mini-skirt, and high heels.
As the bus pulled up, she went to board it, but found that her skirt was too tight for her to raise her leg to the required height. Looking around and thinking quickly, she reaches behind her and unzips the zipper on the back of her skirt a little and then tries again.
Again, she finds that she cannot manoeuvre the step, so once more she reaches behind her and unzips her skirt a little more. Wth a smile,she looks at the bus driver and tries to board again.
With dissapointment, she finds that she still can't step that high and so with exasperation and a sigh, she unzips her skirt the rest of the way down.
To her amazement, her left still will not reach the bottom step.Finally, a very large man behind her gently grabs her by the waist, lifts her up, and places her on the bus.
The woman turns to the man furious, and says, "Who do u think you are to touch my body in that way? I don't even know u!"
Nonplused, the man looks at her and replies, "Well, ma'am, after you unzipped my fly i thought we were pretty good friends."
04-10-2005, 10:15 PM
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