BMW thinks of everything !
05-03-2007, 06:06 AM
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BMW is a great car .... I am not sure which model has this option !
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Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the morning' to yer sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?" asks the attendant.
They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well what on God's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" says Tiger.
"Fook me" says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything"
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Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the morning' to yer sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?" asks the attendant.
They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well what on God's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" says Tiger.
"Fook me" says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything"
05-03-2007, 06:37 AM
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Shall we say it?..............repost!
http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=7011
(still a good one though!
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http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=7011
(still a good one though!
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05-03-2007, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Rudy' post='420640' date='May 3 2007, 03:37 PM
Shall we say it?..............repost!
http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=7011
(still a good one though! )
http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=7011
(still a good one though!
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Originally Posted by aybeesea' post='420641' date='May 3 2007, 10:41 AM
It was just as good when it was Jack Nicklaus...
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Originally Posted by Rudy' post='420644' date='May 3 2007, 03:46 PM
Or Lee Trevino...
That's enough rich golfers from the 2nd half of the 20th Century....Ed.
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Originally Posted by AussieBimmer' post='420826' date='May 4 2007, 07:37 AM
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