A BMW hater put a very bad joke
08-12-2008, 07:22 AM
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whats the difference between BMW's and pork-u-pines?
pork-u-pines have pricks on the outside....
whats the difference between BMW's and pork-u-pines?
pork-u-pines have pricks on the outside....
08-12-2008, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by miguex' post='644762' date='Aug 13 2008, 12:22 AM
Source: http://volvospeed.com/vs_forum/index...howtopic=15989
whats the difference between BMW's and pork-u-pines?
pork-u-pines have pricks on the outside....
whats the difference between BMW's and pork-u-pines?
pork-u-pines have pricks on the outside....
That's actually a lawyer joke that involves a PORSCHE~
But I guess you can put any car into the joke.
08-12-2008, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by seoulman' post='644800' date='Aug 12 2008, 09:19 AM
That's actually a lawyer joke that involves a PORSCHE~ But I guess you can put any car into the joke.
But I guess you can put any car into the joke.
08-12-2008, 01:52 PM
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Here is a quote from that forum, www.volvospeed.com
sweet another BMW kill, i hate em! love racing them and makeing them look stuiped in front of there g\f's
Are these guys on crack? Is there even a Volvo in production that can beat a 545?
This is a guy driving this that said that...
sweet another BMW kill, i hate em! love racing them and makeing them look stuiped in front of there g\f's
Are these guys on crack? Is there even a Volvo in production that can beat a 545?
This is a guy driving this that said that...
08-12-2008, 01:54 PM
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You couldn't pay me to drive that peice of s%$# above
.. and this guys talking about embarresing a 545 in his shit mobile?
I'd like to sign up on that forum and inquire on this subject
btw that post is from Feb. 2005! LoL
.. and this guys talking about embarresing a 545 in his shit mobile?
I'd like to sign up on that forum and inquire on this subject
btw that post is from Feb. 2005! LoL
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If I didn't know about BMW the only Volvo I'd drive would be the S60R. I believe its a awd, 300HP turbo. I personally like that 2 door volvo.
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Originally Posted by too solid' post='645114' date='Aug 12 2008, 05:52 PM
Here is a quote from that forum, www.volvospeed.com
sweet another BMW kill, i hate em! love racing them and makeing them look stuiped in front of there g\f's
Are these guys on crack? Is there even a Volvo in production that can beat a 545?
This is a guy driving this that said that...
sweet another BMW kill, i hate em! love racing them and makeing them look stuiped in front of there g\f's
Are these guys on crack? Is there even a Volvo in production that can beat a 545?
This is a guy driving this that said that...
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Originally Posted by too solid' post='645114' date='Aug 12 2008, 02:52 PM
Is there even a Volvo in production that can beat a 545?
I dont think so... isnt the S60R the quickest and that does 0 to 60 in 6.1?
But this, this wagon I think will toast an M5.