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whats the difference between BMW's and pork-u-pines?
pork-u-pines have pricks on the outside....
whats the difference between BMW's and pork-u-pines?
pork-u-pines have pricks on the outside....
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Originally Posted by miguex' post='644762' date='Aug 13 2008, 12:22 AM
Source: http://volvospeed.com/vs_forum/index...howtopic=15989
whats the difference between BMW's and pork-u-pines?
pork-u-pines have pricks on the outside....![Wassat](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/wassat.gif)
whats the difference between BMW's and pork-u-pines?
pork-u-pines have pricks on the outside....
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That's actually a lawyer joke that involves a PORSCHE~
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Originally Posted by seoulman' post='644800' date='Aug 12 2008, 09:19 AM
That's actually a lawyer joke that involves a PORSCHE~
But I guess you can put any car into the joke.
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Here is a quote from that forum, www.volvospeed.com
sweet another BMW kill, i hate em! love racing them and makeing them look stuiped in front of there g\f's
Are these guys on crack? Is there even a Volvo in production that can beat a 545?
This is a guy driving this that said that...
sweet another BMW kill, i hate em! love racing them and makeing them look stuiped in front of there g\f's
Are these guys on crack? Is there even a Volvo in production that can beat a 545?
This is a guy driving this that said that...
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You couldn't pay me to drive that peice of s%$# above
.. and this guys talking about embarresing a 545 in his shit mobile?
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btw that post is from Feb. 2005! LoL
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.. and this guys talking about embarresing a 545 in his shit mobile?
I'd like to sign up on that forum and inquire on this subject
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btw that post is from Feb. 2005! LoL
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If I didn't know about BMW the only Volvo I'd drive would be the S60R. I believe its a awd, 300HP turbo. I personally like that 2 door volvo.
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Originally Posted by too solid' post='645114' date='Aug 12 2008, 05:52 PM
Here is a quote from that forum, www.volvospeed.com
sweet another BMW kill, i hate em! love racing them and makeing them look stuiped in front of there g\f's
Are these guys on crack? Is there even a Volvo in production that can beat a 545?
This is a guy driving this that said that...
sweet another BMW kill, i hate em! love racing them and makeing them look stuiped in front of there g\f's
Are these guys on crack? Is there even a Volvo in production that can beat a 545?
This is a guy driving this that said that...
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Originally Posted by too solid' post='645114' date='Aug 12 2008, 02:52 PM
Is there even a Volvo in production that can beat a 545?
I dont think so... isnt the S60R the quickest and that does 0 to 60 in 6.1?
But this, this wagon I think will toast an M5.