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Old 01-02-2010, 09:05 PM
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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.

She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."

"What did you not understand ?"

And the blonde says: "Well, at the beginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
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LOL.....
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lol
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Hahaha!
Nice!
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During the STS-42 mission, Super Bowl XXVI was played in Minneapolis, MN between the Washington Redskins and the Buffalo Bills. The pre-game show included a live downlink from Discovery, where three of the crew demonstrated that a traditional pre-game coin toss would not work in space. Their solution was to do a 'human coin toss'. Crew member Roberta Bondar was used as the 'coin' as she curled into a ball and was slowly spun and pushed toward the ceiling. Whatever end of her body touched the ceiling first would be 'heads' or 'tails'. In this case, her rear touched the ceiling first which was considered to be a call of 'tails'.
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Originally Posted by sixcard' post='1083432' date='Jan 3 2010, 11:28 AM
During the STS-42 mission, Super Bowl XXVI was played in Minneapolis, MN between the Washington Redskins and the Buffalo Bills. The pre-game show included a live downlink from Discovery, where three of the crew demonstrated that a traditional pre-game coin toss would not work in space. Their solution was to do a 'human coin toss'. Crew member Roberta Bondar was used as the 'coin' as she curled into a ball and was slowly spun and pushed toward the ceiling. Whatever end of her body touched the ceiling first would be 'heads' or 'tails'. In this case, her rear touched the ceiling first which was considered to be a call of 'tails'.
This is even better...
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Originally Posted by Rudy' post='1083433' date='Jan 3 2010, 11:34 AM
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Looks like the the towel waved the astronaut!

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