Bizarre Things People Have Said
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Bizarre Things People Have Said
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I
can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with
all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your
life." --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for
federal anti-smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." --Winston
Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in
the country." --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"The word genius isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports
analyst.
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from over- seas. --Keppel
Enderbery
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they
go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the
next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S.
Fowler, FCC Chairman.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I
can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with
all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your
life." --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for
federal anti-smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." --Winston
Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in
the country." --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"The word genius isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports
analyst.
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from over- seas. --Keppel
Enderbery
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they
go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the
next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S.
Fowler, FCC Chairman.
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