Bigger Boobs
01-07-2009, 02:53 PM
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A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are too small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger?
Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror.
Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger?
Does this one make them look smaller?''
Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''
''How!?!?!?'' she asks.
''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it between your boobs.''
''Well how long does it take to get results?'' she asks.
''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.
''How do you know that?'' she wonders.
''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?''' http://www.instantrimshot.com/
Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror.
Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger?
Does this one make them look smaller?''
Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''
''How!?!?!?'' she asks.
''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it between your boobs.''
''Well how long does it take to get results?'' she asks.
''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.
''How do you know that?'' she wonders.
''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?''' http://www.instantrimshot.com/
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Man that's an old one!! 
My father-in-law has a good one along those lines, he calls my Mother-in-Law "Crisco" and when you ask him why, he always says "Fat in the Can!!" 
I also have to admit when I saw the link I thought it said instant trim shot, I clicked it awfully fast!! InstantRIMshot
My father-in-law has a good one along those lines, he calls my Mother-in-Law "Crisco" and when you ask him why, he always says "Fat in the Can!!" 
I also have to admit when I saw the link I thought it said instant trim shot, I clicked it awfully fast!!
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