The Best Engine in the World..
08-21-2009, 11:04 AM
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A notable gynecologist once said,
The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
"It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental."
The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
"It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental."
08-21-2009, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='984713' date='Aug 21 2009, 03:04 PM
A notable gynecologist once said,
The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
"It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental."
The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
"It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental."
08-21-2009, 12:47 PM
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