before toilet paper was invented
05-19-2010, 02:01 PM
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F***ing LOVE Jeff Dunham!! He is an amazing Ventiloquist! 
Gotta love Jose Jalepeno! 
The best is Bubba Jay for me though! Nascar, beer and women making Ferris wheels tilt!! HAHA!!
Gotta love Jose Jalepeno! The best is Bubba Jay for me though! Nascar, beer and women making Ferris wheels tilt!! HAHA!!
05-19-2010, 03:48 PM
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Before the advent of toilet paper small animals were used to wipe. This led to the domestication of animals! 
So isn't your pet glad that toilet paper has been invented! 
So isn't your pet glad that toilet paper has been invented!
05-19-2010, 05:29 PM
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05-19-2010, 08:06 PM
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05-19-2010, 08:13 PM
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lmao! But why would they need to put a cloth on a stick?? We don't put TP on a stick!?!
05-20-2010, 12:29 AM
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maybe like we Muslims do. Wash the area with water
05-20-2010, 01:55 AM
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And no, toys probably got invented after some prehistoric women (or gay men - I'm not judging) tried cutting off the ****s while erect, but soon realized that it softens once detach...
now, REALLY, don't ask me how... just don't ask, ok
now, REALLY, don't ask me how... just don't ask, ok
05-20-2010, 04:24 AM
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My Ride: 2011, E90 M3 Sedan. Alpine White.Competition package, Keyhole cover, fender reflectors in Alpine white, RPI Exhaust, 19
05-20-2010, 09:12 AM
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