Beer Consumption Hazard Warning
04-07-2006, 08:05 AM
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Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is
that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by
drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank
8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100%
of the test subjects:
1) argued over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is
that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by
drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank
8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100%
of the test subjects:
1) argued over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
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does that mean all alcohol contains female hormones?
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