Bedside Photo
12-23-2006, 05:32 AM
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Bedside Photo
After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Fred notices a photo of a man on her bedside table. At first, he really didn't give it much thought; she had never mentioned it so why should he. But after a month or so into the relationship he begins to stress about it, even imagining the photo is staring at him doing the deed. It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides to ask about it.
"Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Another boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
?Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.......
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"That's me 6 months ago"
After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Fred notices a photo of a man on her bedside table. At first, he really didn't give it much thought; she had never mentioned it so why should he. But after a month or so into the relationship he begins to stress about it, even imagining the photo is staring at him doing the deed. It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides to ask about it.
"Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Another boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
?Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.......
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"That's me 6 months ago"
12-23-2006, 06:00 AM
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12-23-2006, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by dlevi67' post='370512' date='Dec 23 2006, 04:13 PM
Look on the bright side. No need to worry about babies...
12-23-2006, 07:21 PM
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damn... thats pretty scary.... sometime its almost hard to tell.... thank god im married....
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man that sucks for that guy... hahahaha
reminds me of scary movie 3 when a couple is walking out of the house and the boy is standing on the stairs.. the couple is walking out, the guy walking in front.. went something like this..
-boy says to man- "you're gonna get lucky tonight"
-boy says to woman- "he doesn't know youre a man"
reminds me of scary movie 3 when a couple is walking out of the house and the boy is standing on the stairs.. the couple is walking out, the guy walking in front.. went something like this..
-boy says to man- "you're gonna get lucky tonight"
-boy says to woman- "he doesn't know youre a man"
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