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Old 07-06-2008, 08:39 AM
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i love it!!! brilliant!
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Wow! Here in Canada our refugees have it made in the shade too... While I paid $24,000 in income taxes last year
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lol what a guy
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Originally Posted by Rudy' post='616815' date='Jul 5 2008, 05:17 PM
Here's an actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator (at least I think it's an actual letter -- either way, it's pretty funny...)

Becoming Illegal

The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington DC, 20510

Dear Senator Harkin,

As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.


Good find Rudy, what a classic!

Looks like someone at Homeland Security has an open score to settle with Senator Harkin
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