A beautiful woman walks into a bar
04-08-2005, 01:48 PM
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and says to the barman:
"May I have a double entendre please?"
so the barman gave her one.
"May I have a double entendre please?"
so the barman gave her one.
04-08-2005, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by wassy' date='Apr 8 2005, 10:51 PM
ok, I'll be today's moron - I don't get it.
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Most double entendres are sexual in nature. An example is the sentence,
"A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double-entendre, so the barman gave her one."
This could mean either that the barman gave her a double (drink), or that he gave her one (had sexual intercourse with her).
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Apr 8 2005, 05:36 PM
[quote name='wassy' date='Apr 8 2005, 10:51 PM']ok, I'll be today's moron - I don't get it.
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Most double entendres are sexual in nature. An example is the sentence,
"A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double-entendre, so the barman gave her one."
This could mean either that the barman gave her a double (drink), or that he gave her one (had sexual intercourse with her).
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[/quote]I think you made me feel even more stupid! LOL! by not getting it on the 2nd go round.!!!! but thanks for trying!
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Apr 8 2005, 09:48 PM
and says to the barman:
"May I have a double entendre please?"
so the barman gave her one.
"May I have a double entendre please?"
so the barman gave her one.
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04-15-2005, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by GB525dTour' date='Apr 14 2005, 07:59 AM
[quote name='IrishEyes' date='Apr 8 2005, 09:48 PM']and says to the barman:
"May I have a double entendre please?"
so the barman gave her one.
"May I have a double entendre please?"
so the barman gave her one.
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[/quote]Now, that's a double entendre.
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