Beach Bum
06-01-2005, 08:33 AM
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A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f****d?"
The fellow said "No",
She said "You will be when the tide comes in"
:'(
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f****d?"
The fellow said "No",
She said "You will be when the tide comes in"
:'(
06-02-2005, 01:19 AM
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06-02-2005, 02:29 AM
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