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Old 08-17-2005, 03:47 PM
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A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it. She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says,

"Well that's great...... just great.....Some asshole's got my pen." :'(
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ouch .
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HA ha!!! thats what i said last week
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