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Old 05-14-2009, 08:32 AM
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A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the
congregation and asked for a raise.

After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's
family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started
to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting
to discuss the preacher's expanding salary.

A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the
clergyman's additional children were costing the church, and how much
more it could potentially cost.

After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his
chair and spoke, "Children are a gift from God, and we will take as
many gifts as He gives us."

Silence fell on the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady
struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice, "Rain is also
a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."

The entire congregation said, "Amen."
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AMEN!
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So that's what I've been doing wrong!
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You have to wear them in the wet!!

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Originally Posted by Brit_in_NJ' post='878359' date='May 14 2009, 12:42 PM
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So that's what I've been doing wrong!
Rich!! lolol... good joke calvin..
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THat was AWESOME. LoL, thanks Calvin.
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How would this help
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oooohh, what a disappointment, I thought we were talking about this rubber:
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Originally Posted by narvselius' post='879119' date='May 15 2009, 03:27 AM
oooohh, what a disappointment, I thought we were talking about this rubber:
this thread just became NSFW
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