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Old 11-19-2008 | 09:40 AM
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A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


Scroll down...You're gonna love this ...



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'You got Male!'
Old 11-19-2008 | 09:44 AM
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NICE.

Im gonna upload my data all up in your hard drive.
Old 11-19-2008 | 10:11 AM
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I've seen that before, but I laugh EVERY time!!
Old 11-19-2008 | 10:41 AM
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If he was smart he could have done an "undo" command :thumbsdown:
Old 11-19-2008 | 10:48 AM
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We older dudes just needed to be really - ...
Old 11-19-2008 | 10:59 AM
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thats funny, Thanks for sharing.
Old 11-19-2008 | 11:04 AM
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Old 11-19-2008 | 11:05 AM
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lol this is a good one
Old 11-19-2008 | 11:19 AM
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lolol.. cute
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