The Australian & The Muslim
10-04-2008, 09:17 PM
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A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight
from London to Melbourne , Australia .
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was
brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he
would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped
by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.'
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, 'Me too mate, I didn't realize we had a choice."
from London to Melbourne , Australia .
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was
brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he
would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped
by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.'
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, 'Me too mate, I didn't realize we had a choice."
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Very funny. Thanks for posting. I thought the Chinese government limited internet access. Can you post without being blocked? Just curious.
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Originally Posted by juris335' post='686017' date='Oct 6 2008, 09:23 AM
Very funny. Thanks for posting. I thought the Chinese government limited internet access. Can you post without being blocked? Just curious.
On my numerous trips to Beijing, access to Taiwanese websites and certain foreign websites are blocked. Other than that, all communications work fine and never had any problems. Just a bitch to try to get news from Taiwan Yahoo (blocked).
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