Anyone need a new "710"?
02-13-2008, 09:34 AM
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A few days ago I was at my dealership and a blonde chick came in and asked the parts guy for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The parts counter guy gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'
So what, you ask, is a 710?
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So what, you ask, is a 710?
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02-13-2008, 09:37 AM
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02-13-2008, 09:51 AM
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Now that's what I call ....useless information
02-13-2008, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by SMG353' post='530939' date='Feb 13 2008, 01:51 PM
Now that's what I call ....useless information
02-13-2008, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Rudy' post='530960' date='Feb 13 2008, 02:32 PM
At least it was in English and not Greek!
02-13-2008, 10:55 AM
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02-13-2008, 11:19 AM
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its was all greek to that blonde, , opa!
, opa!
