eww reading ehhhh

:lol: :P :P :lol:

Go get some coffee...come back when you can see... :P

won't help, I'm finishing up my shift right now, about to get into my 5er and have me a nice Friday ride home. I'm just in no shape to read now, unless my life depends on it :lol: I'll prolly get bored and read it when I get home though - the worst thing about having my weekend start a few hours before everyone else's is having to wait for everyone else to start their weekends :P

Actually, I totally get that. Nothing the car can't fix though :) Have a good one...!

that was worth the read :lol:

ok, if Craig likes it, I prolly won't :lol: :lol:

he makes fun of fat people and children. :lol:

Yeah...I did think of you when I read this... :P He slams everybody though so at least he's impartial....

these things are AMAZING!
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I was taking a dump in the unisex restroom. - m4w
Date: 2009-05-15, 1:23AM MDT

I was taking a dump in the unisex restroom at conco. And forgot to lock the door. You opened the door and said "O GOD!" and shut the door. But before you said O GOD! I felt like we had a moment. I hurried and wiped. Pulled up my pants and opend the door. And you were gone. now the door to my hart is unlocked.

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I took your purse and felt a connection - m4w
Date: 2009-05-14, 3:06AM EDT

Tuesday night around 11:30. On 53rd btw 1st and 2nd. You came out of the subway and I followed you. You looked over your shoulder, saw me and started walking faster. I ran up, grabbed your arm, took your purse and ran away. I heard you yelling for help but let's be honest, this is New York. The only way people would come running is if you yelled "Free Weed!"

I've done many a snatch-and-grab but no one has ever stuck in my mind like you. There was a quick moment when our eyes met that I felt something strong. I think you felt it too. If I wasn't so shy (or so committing a crime) I would have asked your name. I, of course, later got your name from your drivers license. So Jennifer if you'd like to get together for a drink sometime get back to me.

Oh, and I can give you back your purse. Your credit cards are still there but I spent the cash (sorry). And my room mate took your tampons. I don't know what he does with them but he always takes the tampons. If it works out between us I'll totally buy you some new ones ;-)

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I need your eyesore,please help
Date: 2009-05-13, 2:04PM PDT

I had a nice hedge on my property line, but my neighbor said it was a ratty eyesore and killed it. I would like a bus? a train car? huge peice of rusted heavy equiptment?? This is not a joke If you have something huge and ugly you need to be rid of perhaps we can help eachother out! I would prefer something tall and ominous but will consider any old peice of shit. Wreckage from a airplane would also fit the bill. Also, if part of it squeekes in the wind or is highly reflective in the sun that would be a plus

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