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Old 02-02-2008, 10:34 AM
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I got a chuckle of this.......



9 WORDS WOMEN USE


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you 're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying @*!% YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
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Too funny and too true too!
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OMG...

It's so true...
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I had a gay guy working for me several years ago and he fits this to a T as well
(not that there's anything wrong with that )
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Originally Posted by Iceman' post='526334' date='Feb 2 2008, 12:30 PM
OMG...

It's so true...
hahaha +1
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Originally Posted by westcoast550' post='526362' date='Feb 2 2008, 02:15 PM
I had a gay guy working for me several years ago and he fits this to a T as well
(not that there's anything wrong with that )
What exactly do you mean by "working"????
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I've seen this before.....so true. I guess there's no women on this forum to confirm. So just make a copy and let them read it...they laugh...get a look that is all the verifying needed. I made a copy and gave it to my daughters bf just to try and help the kid out.
Pass it on to help out your gender...that is the heterosexual one's...not that there's anything wrong with that
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Originally Posted by Heelsonwheels' post='526562' date='Feb 3 2008, 09:45 AM
I've seen this before.....so true. I guess there's no women on this forum to confirm.
Maybe you saw it here:
http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=35115

BTW, there is a reply from a woman in that thread...
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='526390' date='Feb 2 2008, 07:29 PM
What exactly do you mean by "working"????
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Thank you so much... Now I understand my wife better!!

BTW, #8... you mean all this time, she's been telling me "F!@*k you!" ???
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