12 pack condoms please
09-29-2005, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by jta00r1' date='Sep 29 2005, 10:44 AM
[quote name='stream' date='Sep 28 2005, 10:21 PM']Here's another version of the story... 
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. "These guys must be Supermen!"
"Well, not exactly, son." With a tear in his eye, the dad continued, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..."
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. "These guys must be Supermen!"
"Well, not exactly, son." With a tear in his eye, the dad continued, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..."
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09-29-2005, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by jakethesnake' date='Sep 29 2005, 01:09 AM
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of three, nine or 12, and asks which the young man wants. ?Well,? he said, ?I?ve been seeing this girl for a while and she?s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight?s ?the night.? We?re having dinner with her parents, and then we?re going out. And I?ve got a feeling I?m gonna get lucky after that. Once she?s had me, she?ll want me all the time, so you?d better give me the 12 pack.? The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, ?You never told me that you were such a religious person.?
He leans over to her and says, ?You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.?
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, ?You never told me that you were such a religious person.?
He leans over to her and says, ?You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.?
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