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03-18-2006, 08:21 PM

arthurk

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Dear Sweetheart :

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart

Your husband
Allen

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details:

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses
instead of the rent.
4. Other expenses 40 kisses
5. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him
some
other items......
Please don't worry for me.

I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the
month
using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, please advice!

Your Sweet Heart

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03-18-2006, 09:24 PM

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He better start sending money

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03-18-2006, 10:43 PM

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