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Old Jul 25, 2010 | 07:07 PM
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Tonight, I was filling up the M at the usual gas station near my house. One of the young, spoiled teenagers in my town also happens to be there with her boyfriend, who is inside buying smokes (She drives a White 335i Coupe with aftermarket wheels, tinted windows and tinted tails -- it actually looks pretty good, considering daddy bought it).

Anyway, not paying attention to my surroundings, staring at my bberry while I fill up, they roll right up to the pump I'm at. Her window comes down (she's driving) and her boyfriend leans over and says, "Your car gives me a boner, man". The three of us laugh hysterically and I reply, "It gives me one too, buddy -- have a good night". I was laughing pretty hard on my way home.

Priceless!
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Old Jul 25, 2010 | 07:08 PM
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gives me one too
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Old Jul 25, 2010 | 07:13 PM
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Calton gives guys boners!
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Old Jul 25, 2010 | 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by brabusw209amg
Calton gives guys boners!


No...

It's the pleats...
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Old Jul 25, 2010 | 07:27 PM
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ha lmao
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Old Jul 25, 2010 | 07:29 PM
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LOL!!!
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Old Jul 25, 2010 | 08:07 PM
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Two guys talking about having boners because of a car and there's a girl right there.

C, did you exchange numbers with the dude to meet up later and rock it in the back seat of your M5?
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Old Jul 25, 2010 | 08:50 PM
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Calton, were you wearing your cape?
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Old Jul 25, 2010 | 08:59 PM
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Wow hahahah
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Old Jul 25, 2010 | 09:01 PM
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Good one indeed.
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