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Old 02-23-2010, 11:47 AM
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Anyways here is my story: around 30 minutes ago, I left on my m5 to buy cigarettes to the gas station, at the end of my street there is a stop sign. I stopped properly not accelerating to hard or anything stupid has been done, I take a left and I see a cop just standing there, than it came to my head that I forgot my wallet, I make a U-turn in front of the cop I see the cop following me and I parked at my driveway checked my pockets and I found my wallet. I am going back the same direction the cop is still following suddenly the lights went on I pulled over the side, than she comes to me ( it was a female cop) she asked me where I am going, and bla bla bla I told her I went back to check on my wallet cuz I thought I forgot it, she asked for my license I gave her, than she asks me to open the hood, I asked her why? she thought I was against it, and forced me to do that. Anyways... I opened the hood than she goes.. " Thats a nice v10 engine" I said thank you, she kept asking me questions about the car and how much like mine costs, than she said. "Be careful, if I pull you over one more time I am taking the car to myself, and smiled" I said ( just for jokes) " I dont think you will be able to handle this car you need a man like me to handle this car" she goes " I can arest you for saying that, smiled again and left. WHAT A BITCH ! lol fking cops, they cant handle their cars they wanna get an m5.

Anything similar happened to you guys?
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She gave you an opening, and you didn't get her number.

This gets a 7.5/10
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Originally Posted by ron_cb550
She gave you an opening, and you didn't get her number.

This gets a 7.5/10
bro she was like 27 or something I am 19 + I have a GF lol. FK Girlfriends ! they ruin men's freadom ! lol and are you kidding me I dont want to ask cops number she would deffinitly arest me and take my car LMAO jks...
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Originally Posted by ron_cb550
She gave you an opening, and you didn't get her number.

This gets a 7.5/10

Some guys have to be smacked upside the head with a 2 X 4!
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Originally Posted by bmw550ifreak
bro she was like 27 or something I am 19 + I have a GF lol. FK Girlfriends ! they ruin men's freadom ! lol and are you kidding me I dont want to ask cops number she would deffinitly arest me and take my car LMAO jks...

Don't doubt that she could have put down more torque than you could handle, I understand ........

in any case, karma is a bitch.. so.. all is forgiven
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Wow, she was totally hitting on you!! Cop or no cop she is still a female with needs. Maybe she is a car buff and saw a good looking guy in a hot car was making her move. Just like a male cop pulling over a female and flirting on her...lol By the way I know some females that will out drive some guys any day of the week. One of them is on this forum lol
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Originally Posted by bimmer722
Wow, she was totally hitting on you!! Cop or no cop she is still a female with needs. Maybe she is a car buff and saw a good looking guy in a hot car was making her move. Just like a male cop pulling over a female and flirting on her...lol By the way I know some females that will out drive some guys any day of the week. One of them is on this forum lol
Does her name start with M and end with el?
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dats an amazing story... where do you live, since the cops seem to have lots of time on their hands... hitting on you or not?.. you shoulda atleast winked at her and blown a kiss... damnit, she stopped you about 6 years earlier than she should have.
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Originally Posted by bimmer722
By the way I know some females that will out drive some guys any day of the week. One of them is on this forum lol
Don't talk about poleposition like that.
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OMG - an amateur you should be driving a KIA!

Miss any additional opportunities like that and we'll ban you


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