Manuel Carrillo III

For people who love to cook/prepare food, cutting a pineapple is rather tedious … total preparation time is 30 minutes. For people like me who despise preparing their own food, the mere thought of cutting a pineapple is a pain in the ass as royal as Queen Elizabeth’s butt print on the throne. Thankfully, there are easier ways to make a pineapple ready for human consumption, and the best part of this easier process is that you can use an E60 BMW M5 as your “cutting tool”.

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