Phake 555i
08-07-2008 | 12:57 PM
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From: Orange County, Ca
My Ride: 2004 530i
Originally Posted by GoRovers' post='641124' date='Aug 6 2008, 04:03 PM
Some scum-sucking, pathetic, attention-starved poser caused a recent commotion on the venerable Jalopnik.com car blog. You can read the post here. There were over 35 responses to the post! Think how many man-hours those people could have applied to discussing topics related to real cars!
Apparently this loser thinks that by replacing the middle "2" on his weak, little 2004 525i he can fool good, honest BMW enthusiasts into believing they're seeing a pre-production 555i. Well, let me tell you, this guy is full of BAT-SQUEEZE! (I'll bet he thinks he's reeeeal freakin' funny.)
Apparently this loser thinks that by replacing the middle "2" on his weak, little 2004 525i he can fool good, honest BMW enthusiasts into believing they're seeing a pre-production 555i. Well, let me tell you, this guy is full of BAT-SQUEEZE! (I'll bet he thinks he's reeeeal freakin' funny.)
I think some of the new members don't get it. You are such a trouble maker , you guys need to check out his Sig
08-07-2008 | 01:26 PM
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From: Encino, CA
My Ride: 04 545i - Titanium Silver/Black, Sport pkg, Comfort Seats w/ Lumbar, Premium Sound, power rear sunshade, Adaptive Xenon Headlights, Steptronic, Park Distance Control, Fold down rear seats w/ski bag, Aux jack, 6-disk changer, puddle lamps...
Engine: Custom Remus cat-back exhaust w/chrome square tips, K&N Air Filter, Charcoal Filter Removed, Sprint Booster :-), 50/50 mix of 91+100 Octane, EuroRev ECU Remap (coming soon lol), Dinan High-Flow Throttle Body (coming soon...maybe lol)
Interior: Portable Sirius Stilletto 100 w/car kit, Garmin Nuvi 680 mounted below rear-view mirror, LCI-style I-drive knob, Dark Poplar Center Dashboard Trim.
Exterior: E60 forum clings, 5% rear tint, ACS roof spoiler (painted black for distinct look against limo tint), ACS trunk spoiler, ACS add-on front spoiler and rear apron (awaiting installation), "18 Black Staggered BeBeS Style OER (emergency replacement for cracked sport 124 rims), black kidney grill, white accessory lighting (including license and trunk lamps), Angel-eye upgrade, AIB xenon-matched fog lamps, AIB V3's on order, red rear reflectors
Originally Posted by ImSort0fABigDeal' post='641965' date='Aug 7 2008, 12:57 PM
I think some of the new members don't get it. You are such a trouble maker , you guys need to check out his Sig
08-07-2008 | 02:00 PM
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From: SoCal
Originally Posted by advancedlogic' post='641993' date='Aug 7 2008, 02:26 PM
shhhhh!!! it's like an iq test! some won't, um, score so high. but....reading is fundamental
At least with this spoof you guys didn't have to suffer with my rudimentary PhotoShop skills that were used in my fake "BMW Announces New Wankel-Powered 5-Series" press release. 
