Phake 555i
#1
Some scum-sucking, pathetic, attention-starved poser caused a recent commotion on the venerable Jalopnik.com car blog. You can read the post here. There were over 35 responses to the post! Think how many man-hours those people could have applied to discussing topics related to real cars!
Apparently this loser thinks that by replacing the middle "2" on his weak, little 2004 525i he can fool good, honest BMW enthusiasts into believing they're seeing a pre-production 555i. Well, let me tell you, this guy is full of BAT-SQUEEZE! (I'll bet he thinks he's reeeeal freakin' funny.)
Apparently this loser thinks that by replacing the middle "2" on his weak, little 2004 525i he can fool good, honest BMW enthusiasts into believing they're seeing a pre-production 555i. Well, let me tell you, this guy is full of BAT-SQUEEZE! (I'll bet he thinks he's reeeeal freakin' funny.)
#4
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Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 1,712
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From: Encino, CA
My Ride: 04 545i - Titanium Silver/Black, Sport pkg, Comfort Seats w/ Lumbar, Premium Sound, power rear sunshade, Adaptive Xenon Headlights, Steptronic, Park Distance Control, Fold down rear seats w/ski bag, Aux jack, 6-disk changer, puddle lamps...
Engine: Custom Remus cat-back exhaust w/chrome square tips, K&N Air Filter, Charcoal Filter Removed, Sprint Booster :-), 50/50 mix of 91+100 Octane, EuroRev ECU Remap (coming soon lol), Dinan High-Flow Throttle Body (coming soon...maybe lol)
Interior: Portable Sirius Stilletto 100 w/car kit, Garmin Nuvi 680 mounted below rear-view mirror, LCI-style I-drive knob, Dark Poplar Center Dashboard Trim.
Exterior: E60 forum clings, 5% rear tint, ACS roof spoiler (painted black for distinct look against limo tint), ACS trunk spoiler, ACS add-on front spoiler and rear apron (awaiting installation), "18 Black Staggered BeBeS Style OER (emergency replacement for cracked sport 124 rims), black kidney grill, white accessory lighting (including license and trunk lamps), Angel-eye upgrade, AIB xenon-matched fog lamps, AIB V3's on order, red rear reflectors
Originally Posted by GoRovers' post='641124' date='Aug 6 2008, 03:03 PM
Some scum-sucking, pathetic, attention-starved poser caused a recent commotion on the venerable Jalopnik.com car blog. You can read the post here. There were over 35 responses to the post! Think how many man-hours those people could have applied to discussing topics related to real cars!
Apparently this loser thinks that by replacing the middle "2" on his weak, little 2004 525i he can fool good, honest BMW enthusiasts into believing they're seeing a pre-production 555i. Well, let me tell you, this guy is full of BAT-SQUEEZE! (I'll bet he thinks he's reeeeal freakin' funny.)
Apparently this loser thinks that by replacing the middle "2" on his weak, little 2004 525i he can fool good, honest BMW enthusiasts into believing they're seeing a pre-production 555i. Well, let me tell you, this guy is full of BAT-SQUEEZE! (I'll bet he thinks he's reeeeal freakin' funny.)
LMAO!!!!! If the world only knew....
#6
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Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 2,903
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From: Los Angeles, CA
My Ride: 2007 E60 530i
Color: Jet Black/Black Anthracite
STEP | Sport | Premium | NAV | Logic 7
EXTERIOR:
M-Tech Kit | M5 Mirrors, Trunk Finisher | Jet Black Kidney Surrounds | Madico Charcool Tint 54%, 35%
LIGHTING:
Euro-Headlights | Euro-LCI Tail Lights | AiB V3.0 | Solaris Invisi-bulbs | OEM LED Plate Lights
PERFORMANCE:
Porterfield R4-S Brake Pads | K&N Air Filter
WHEELS & SUSPENSION:
Work VS-XX 20x9, 20x10 | Toyo T1R 245/30/20, Michelin Pilot Sport A/S 295/25/20 | KW V2 Coilovers | Rogue Engineering 15mm Spacers
Haha, too hi-larious. Some of us around here know the real truth.
#7
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Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 17,508
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From: So. Cal (SFV)
My Ride: 2011.5 Alpine White E90 M3 | Black Novillo Leather | Carbon Fiber Leather Trim | ZCP | ZP2 | M-DCT | Navigation | Moonroof | 6FL Mods: TMS 12.5mm spacers all around l Hawk HPS Brake Pads l OEM M3 Edition Grills l Paint Matched Side Gills l Key Hole D
Originally Posted by KnIgHtCoM' post='641188' date='Aug 6 2008, 06:08 PM
Haha, too hi-larious. Some of us around here know the real truth.
#9
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Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 1,712
Likes: 0
From: Encino, CA
My Ride: 04 545i - Titanium Silver/Black, Sport pkg, Comfort Seats w/ Lumbar, Premium Sound, power rear sunshade, Adaptive Xenon Headlights, Steptronic, Park Distance Control, Fold down rear seats w/ski bag, Aux jack, 6-disk changer, puddle lamps...
Engine: Custom Remus cat-back exhaust w/chrome square tips, K&N Air Filter, Charcoal Filter Removed, Sprint Booster :-), 50/50 mix of 91+100 Octane, EuroRev ECU Remap (coming soon lol), Dinan High-Flow Throttle Body (coming soon...maybe lol)
Interior: Portable Sirius Stilletto 100 w/car kit, Garmin Nuvi 680 mounted below rear-view mirror, LCI-style I-drive knob, Dark Poplar Center Dashboard Trim.
Exterior: E60 forum clings, 5% rear tint, ACS roof spoiler (painted black for distinct look against limo tint), ACS trunk spoiler, ACS add-on front spoiler and rear apron (awaiting installation), "18 Black Staggered BeBeS Style OER (emergency replacement for cracked sport 124 rims), black kidney grill, white accessory lighting (including license and trunk lamps), Angel-eye upgrade, AIB xenon-matched fog lamps, AIB V3's on order, red rear reflectors
Originally Posted by mrfva' post='641193' date='Aug 6 2008, 05:21 PM
+1 Yes we do --- hahaha