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Old Jan 12, 2010 | 11:14 AM
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When you keep checking the car out after you have parked it.

This should be interesting.
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Old Jan 12, 2010 | 11:28 AM
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1. You avoid putting a full drink in your cup holder out of fear it will break.

2. You make your friends mad because they have to walk an extra 100ft to the mall entrance due to the fact that you parked far away from the other cars with doors that can open and hit ours.
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Old Jan 12, 2010 | 11:32 AM
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You get nervous every time you hear that ding ding from you error message indicator.
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Old Jan 12, 2010 | 11:33 AM
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1. You tell people to be careful with their shoes when they sit in your car.

2. You dont let anyone else drive your car.

3. Your feet are blocks of ice in the morning because the heater has some strange issues.
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Old Jan 12, 2010 | 11:34 AM
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you correct people who say "beemer" with "no its bimmer you douche-fag"
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Old Jan 12, 2010 | 11:37 AM
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when your doing 100+ and you tell ur gf, dont worry it's a bimmer.
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Old Jan 12, 2010 | 11:47 AM
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Have a new battery installed under warranty like I did this morning
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Old Jan 12, 2010 | 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Bklyn545i' post='1089169' date='Jan 12 2010, 03:32 PM
You get nervous every time you hear that ding ding from you error message indicator.
haha +1
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Old Jan 12, 2010 | 12:02 PM
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People flip you off and you think it's because they're jealous of you driving a nice car, when in reality, you're simply a douche
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Old Jan 12, 2010 | 12:33 PM
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+2 on the ding ding, my heart skips a beat when i hear it.

1. You and your mate just got out the car, locked it and decided to tie your lace only to lookup and see it unlock and the windows open. The old keys in the pocket annoyance, priceless.

2. You decide to wash the car and make a point of putting your key in your jacket pocket to avoid the windows opening, you bend down to clean the wheels and the boot opens.

3. You feel every stone on the road thanks to the runflats.

Other than that its a great car.....
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