The wife's at it again bless her...
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That's devastating news! But I suppose you've had her so long she is nearly one of the family, the wife that is !! 
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Sad to see you P-whipped this bad. Always makes me shed a tear. Especially when she divorces you down the line and takes your entire e60 and half your dough. You will then read back on this and see how kind you were to her and how p-whipped and be sorry-but I do understand once you are whipped-you are in a fog. Good luck with the repair-always could have been worse like getting in a "fender bender" taht she would think is no biggie not knowing the suttlities of the aluminum folding hood and bumper and how it is virtually un repairable. So life goes on life and learn
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Originally Posted by Scooter' post='499279' date='Nov 27 2007, 01:31 AM
Well following the last episode two months ago where my wife tagged the E60 backing out of the drive while I was OS on business, she has now gone one better.
She took my car up the street (about the only time she has driven it in 6 months) and hooked the front spoiler on one of the concrete wheel barriers in a car park. When she backed out she literally tore the front spoiler off the car on the drivers side. It creased in two places, broke all the fixing points and tore the aluminium in the front drivers side quarter panel where it connects to the spoiler!
Good thing she is one of my favourite people and there would be real trouble
She took my car up the street (about the only time she has driven it in 6 months) and hooked the front spoiler on one of the concrete wheel barriers in a car park. When she backed out she literally tore the front spoiler off the car on the drivers side. It creased in two places, broke all the fixing points and tore the aluminium in the front drivers side quarter panel where it connects to the spoiler!
Good thing she is one of my favourite people and there would be real trouble
I guess you weren't very pleased after returning from your trip eh ?
Just hide the keys and get her a car with big bumpers
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Originally Posted by redwhiteblue' post='499465' date='Nov 27 2007, 07:21 AM
Sad to see you P-whipped this bad. Always makes me shed a tear. Especially when she divorces you down the line and takes your entire e60 and half your dough. You will then read back on this and see how kind you were to her and how p-whipped and be sorry-but I do understand once you are whipped-you are in a fog. Good luck with the repair-always could have been worse like getting in a "fender bender" taht she would think is no biggie not knowing the suttlities of the aluminum folding hood and bumper and how it is virtually un repairable. So life goes on life and learn
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Originally Posted by redwhiteblue' post='499465' date='Nov 27 2007, 06:21 AM
Sad to see you P-whipped this bad. Always makes me shed a tear. Especially when she divorces you down the line and takes your entire e60 and half your dough. You will then read back on this and see how kind you were to her and how p-whipped and be sorry-but I do understand once you are whipped-you are in a fog. Good luck with the repair-always could have been worse like getting in a "fender bender" taht she would think is no biggie not knowing the suttlities of the aluminum folding hood and bumper and how it is virtually un repairable. So life goes on life and learn
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Originally Posted by redwhiteblue' post='499465' date='Nov 27 2007, 06:21 AM
Sad to see you P-whipped this bad. Always makes me shed a tear. Especially when she divorces you down the line and takes your entire e60 and half your dough. You will then read back on this and see how kind you were to her and how p-whipped and be sorry-but I do understand once you are whipped-you are in a fog. Good luck with the repair-always could have been worse like getting in a "fender bender" taht she would think is no biggie not knowing the suttlities of the aluminum folding hood and bumper and how it is virtually un repairable. So life goes on life and learn
PS - This is how you spell subtleties and unrepairable is one word.
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Originally Posted by DRANGED' post='499537' date='Nov 27 2007, 11:28 AM
REDWHITEBLUE, "what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."
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Originally Posted by redwhiteblue' post='499465' date='Nov 27 2007, 06:21 AM
Sad to see you P-whipped this bad. Always makes me shed a tear. Especially when she divorces you down the line and takes your entire e60 and half your dough. You will then read back on this and see how kind you were to her and how p-whipped and be sorry-but I do understand once you are whipped-you are in a fog. Good luck with the repair-always could have been worse like getting in a "fender bender" taht she would think is no biggie not knowing the suttlities of the aluminum folding hood and bumper and how it is virtually un repairable. So life goes on life and learn
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Originally Posted by westcoast550' post='499576' date='Nov 27 2007, 12:45 PM
" don't wrestle with pigs they love to roll around in shit "