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Old 08-23-2005, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Iceman' date='Aug 23 2005, 04:54 PM
[quote name='BMW 545i Titanium Silver' date='Aug 23 2005, 11:42 PM']Yea!

She likes playin with my (I drive) knob!
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Old 08-24-2005, 11:58 AM
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This posting is hilarious!!! thanks!
Old 08-24-2005, 12:24 PM
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Not cow but steer

Dakota Leather: oil-tanned leather made from the top 5% of the choicest US steer hides available

If you have a M5 with Merini it comes from a sheep
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Through thousands of years of evolution, the essential difference between the sexes boils down to this quote that I have heard I don't know how many times over the years from various and numerous females:
"For Gods sake, it's only a car!"
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Originally Posted by hpowders' date='Aug 24 2005, 04:27 PM
Through thousands of years of evolution, the essential difference between the sexes boils down to this quote that I have heard I don't know how many times over the years from various and numerous females:
"For Gods sake, it's only a car!"
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I don't know - if it's their's they're into it - my sister loves her Mini. Funny story though, I went to the dealer to help her when she bought it. The guy was dutifully going over the points of the car, showing her everything. When he got to the hood release and popped it to show us the engine, she motioned to me and said, "tell him... I'll never see that again."


Hilarious.
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Originally Posted by UUronL' date='Aug 24 2005, 05:24 PM
[quote name='hpowders' date='Aug 24 2005, 04:27 PM']Through thousands of years of evolution, the essential difference between the sexes boils down to this quote that I have heard I don't know how many times over the years from various and numerous females:
"For Gods sake, it's only a car!"
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I don't know - if it's their's they're into it - my sister loves her Mini. Funny story though, I went to the dealer to help her when she bought it. The guy was dutifully going over the points of the car, showing her everything. When he got to the hood release and popped it to show us the engine, she motioned to me and said, "tell him... I'll never see that again."


Hilarious.
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If you weren't with her, I'm sure he wouldn't have popped the hood.
My wife has yet to be able to identify our car in a parking lot. But if I move a candy dish in the living room 2 inches to the left, she will notice it.
Something in the genes I guess.

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What kind of leather are your seats made of?

Next time she asks anything, try responding like this: "You're lucky to be anywhere near me."

If she gets mad and slaps you, feel really lucky; let her out at the nearest intersection; and get a different girlfriend.
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Originally Posted by Evenflow545' date='Aug 25 2005, 05:51 PM
What kind of leather are your seats made of?

Next time she asks anything, try responding like this:? ? "You're lucky to be anywhere near me."

If she gets mad and slaps you, feel really lucky; let her out at the nearest intersection; and get a different girlfriend.
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Ahahaha bad example! 99% it would be exactly like that!
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Originally Posted by BetterMakeWay' date='Aug 25 2005, 08:14 PM
[quote name='Evenflow545' date='Aug 25 2005, 05:51 PM']What kind of leather are your seats made of?

Next time she asks anything, try responding like this:? ? "You're lucky to be anywhere near me."

If she gets mad and slaps you, feel really lucky; let her out at the nearest intersection; and get a different girlfriend.
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Ahahaha bad example! 99% it would be exactly like that!
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I concur
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Except slap!

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