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Originally Posted by pmmeke' post='220101' date='Jan 6 2006, 01:57 PM
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i think the owner is dead in his trunk
01-06-2006, 10:50 AM
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My Ride: '04 545iS 6 spd, bought new via eBay, 11/05; Blk/Gry, Cold, L7, PDC, BMW Rear seatcover for pets.
First "Bumwa" was a new 1971 2002. High performance 5s since 1987. Beamer motorcycles too, currently on an 07 BMW K1200 GT; also a Moto Guzzi 1000 SP III.
Don't laugh: I had a similar kind of dropping incident a couple years ago, at this time of year, in a river town just south of here. I parked in a municipal lot on a Sunday afternoon, and I remember hearing an awful loud chatter of birds up in the trees at the edge of the lot. I went off to have coffee with a friend, came back an hour-plus later and my car (worst hood) was completely splattered with purple droppings. It was so bad, I went back across the street to to the cafe to get wet paper towels to clear the windshield enough to drive to the local car wash that happened to be open.
I checked and there were so many birds up in the two trees that it looked as though the trees had leaves again; needelss to say, I didn't hang around staring up there at them.
I also figured out why the locals hadn't parked on that side of the lot.
Ray Hull
I checked and there were so many birds up in the two trees that it looked as though the trees had leaves again; needelss to say, I didn't hang around staring up there at them.
I also figured out why the locals hadn't parked on that side of the lot. Ray Hull
01-06-2006, 11:02 AM
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My Ride: 2004 BMW 530I steptronic, Orient Blue, Dakota Black Leather, Finishers Aluminium with Wave Cutting interior, NAVIgation, Radio PROFESSIONAL, CD in-dash, Hi-Fi extended sound system, PDC system, Bi-Xenons lights with washers, cruise-control, heated seats, Extended AC, auto"shade" mirrors, auto lights sensors, rain/wiper sensor, M-tech leather multifunction steering wheel, side airbags rearseats, sliding armrest, smoker's package (I don't smoke!), velour floor mats, spare wheel and jack, 122 style rims winter setup, M135 style rims summer setup
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01-06-2006, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Ray Hull' post='220132' date='Jan 6 2006, 01:50 PM
Don't laugh: I had a similar kind of dropping incident a couple years ago, at this time of year, in a river town just south of here. I parked in a municipal lot on a Sunday afternoon, and I remember hearing an awful loud chatter of birds up in the trees at the edge of the lot. I went off to have coffee with a friend, came back an hour-plus later and my car (worst hood) was completely splattered with purple droppings. It was so bad, I went back across the street to to the cafe to get wet paper towels to clear the windshield enough to drive to the local car wash that happened to be open.
I checked and there were so many birds up in the two trees that it looked as though the trees had leaves again; needelss to say, I didn't hang around staring up there at them. I also figured out why the locals hadn't parked on that side of the lot.
Ray Hull
I checked and there were so many birds up in the two trees that it looked as though the trees had leaves again; needelss to say, I didn't hang around staring up there at them.
I also figured out why the locals hadn't parked on that side of the lot. Ray Hull
01-06-2006, 01:40 PM
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Don't laugh: I had a similar kind of dropping incident a couple years ago, at this time of year, in a river town just south of here. I parked in a municipal lot on a Sunday afternoon, and I remember hearing an awful loud chatter of birds up in the trees at the edge of the lot. I went off to have coffee with a friend, came back an hour-plus later and my car (worst hood) was completely splattered with purple droppings. It was so bad, I went back across the street to to the cafe to get wet paper towels to clear the windshield enough to drive to the local car wash that happened to be open.
I checked and there were so many birds up in the two trees that it looked as though the trees had leaves again; needelss to say, I didn't hang around staring up there at them. I also figured out why the locals hadn't parked on that side of the lot.
Ray Hull
I checked and there were so many birds up in the two trees that it looked as though the trees had leaves again; needelss to say, I didn't hang around staring up there at them.
I also figured out why the locals hadn't parked on that side of the lot. Ray Hull
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01-06-2006, 03:11 PM
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I'm speechless. I didn't know THAT could ever happen to anybody. I guess i over-react when i see 1 or 2 squirts. 
Man that's a huge pain in the ass. Not to worry, think that this is bad luck? This night i ended up in my foolish play in the snow to brake the reverse pinion in my vw passat 4 motion. I don't have reverse now...
Man that's a huge pain in the ass. Not to worry, think that this is bad luck? This night i ended up in my foolish play in the snow to brake the reverse pinion in my vw passat 4 motion. I don't have reverse now...
01-06-2006, 03:23 PM
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Must be a whole bunch of constipated birds, can't imagine one bird can do all that damage 
Can you imagine an owner of an M5 letting this happen to his ride?
Can you imagine an owner of an M5 letting this happen to his ride?