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Old 09-06-2006, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by CoolTones' post='331727' date='Sep 6 2006, 09:33 PM
Oh sh*t, Hollywood....
By the look of the damage that pussy checked out all 9 lives at once!

Glad you didn't try and swerve out of the way -- Your E60's damage could have been worse.

Good Luck with the repair. I'm sure it'll look good as new in no time.
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Good thing you're not an animal lover, otherwise you'd be dead instead of the cat. Hope your car (and you) recover completely.
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HAHAHAHAH I just noticed you said "Garfield is Dead" LOL thats funny. But I like Garfield.
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Damn guys. Where's the pity for the cat??

Where are all you animal rights activists?? hehe

Sorry to hear about the damange Hollywood.
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Originally Posted by EBMCS03' post='331716' date='Sep 6 2006, 06:15 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHHA but ouch. sorry to see. Insurance? You're going to raise your rates more than the cost of the bumper. Well... actaully maybe not. $500 for bumper $200 for addon + $$$ for paint. I guess they cant raise your premium that much.
Hummm midget? Now why would you say that? Cuz the damages are so low? Dang it. Are you sure you didnt hit a somthing with 10 foot alligator arms??
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Originally Posted by Znod' post='331724' date='Sep 6 2006, 07:14 PM
Cattrash(er), HollywoodCatTrash, HollywoodMeowTrasher, TrashCat, TrasherCat. HollywoodTrash(er)Cat, HollywoodCatSmash(er), ...???
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Originally Posted by Iceman' post='331674' date='Sep 7 2006, 01:08 AM
A real kill.

Sorry to hear about it, I feel your pain, that looks terrible.


So, you've trashed the cat, any thoughts of changing your name?


Sorry, man...
Sorry mate, wow, but you will be back to normal, and so will your car, new suggested name:



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Originally Posted by ats77' post='331786' date='Sep 7 2006, 01:26 AM
catrasher

I like that!
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Originally Posted by Heiss5' post='331680' date='Sep 7 2006, 12:24 AM
Good thing it was a cat and not a kid. I can't believe it did that much damage though, was there a brick tied to it's back? Hope everything gets fixed and your car returns to normal.
A brick weighs ~4lbs. An adult cat weighs 10 lbs+, so the energy of the impact will be at least 2.5 times greater. As the cat is softer, some energy will be dissipated in deformation (or splattering) of the cat, but clearly not enough! I touched a deer once. Just enough to bump it into the ditch by the side of the road, from where it pranced away with a sore bum. My bonnet and grille needed replacing...
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Originally Posted by CoolTones' post='331727' date='Sep 7 2006, 04:33 AM
Oh sh*t, Hollywood....
By the look of the damage that pussy checked out all 9 lives at once!
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