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I just spooged all over my train ticket. I'd bang that honey all day on C's new M5! I'd inject her with a little aFe, then give her the diffuser...because I don't know her well enough yet, I'd throw in some 15mm spacers...then I'd get down to business and give her the ol' sprint booster right up the MTech...then after I tooled around with her euro stickers, I'd eat that black grille and then finally I'd giver her a remap all over her face...
Oh dear!!! What has this board done to me???!!!!!
Oh dear!!! What has this board done to me???!!!!!
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Originally Posted by gregg2gs' post='671254' date='Sep 17 2008, 08:16 AM
I just spooged all over my train ticket. I'd bang that honey all day on C's new M5! I'd inject her with a little aFe, then give her the diffuser...because I don't know her well enough yet, I'd throw in some 15mm spacers...then I'd get down to business and give her the ol' sprint booster right up the MTech...then after I tooled around with her euro stickers, I'd eat that black grille and then finally I'd giver her a remap all over her face...
Oh dear!!! What has this board done to me???!!!!!
Oh dear!!! What has this board done to me???!!!!!
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Originally Posted by C's Bimmer' post='671123' date='Sep 16 2008, 09:30 PM
Dude...I know! I ate sushi with he, knightcom and alpinewhite a while back when i was in LA and the sushi chef (old ass dude with a few teeth missing, but boy, could he cut a mean fish. LOL!) kept looking over the bar at weez. i swear he wanted to jump over the sushi bar and molest the kid. who knew?!?!?!
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thanks for the kind words on the car fellas, but other than that.....this thread has gone down the toilet rapidly!lol
c'mon guys, she's a sweet girl....give her a break, at the very least give her some respect as my friend!
c'mon guys, she's a sweet girl....give her a break, at the very least give her some respect as my friend!
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Originally Posted by gregg2gs' post='671254' date='Sep 17 2008, 08:16 AM
I just spooged all over my train ticket. I'd bang that honey all day on C's new M5! I'd inject her with a little aFe, then give her the diffuser...because I don't know her well enough yet, I'd throw in some 15mm spacers...then I'd get down to business and give her the ol' sprint booster right up the MTech...then after I tooled around with her euro stickers, I'd eat that black grille and then finally I'd giver her a remap all over her face...
Oh dear!!! What has this board done to me???!!!!!
Oh dear!!! What has this board done to me???!!!!!
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My Ride: Mach5 05' 530i Black Sapphire Metallic w/Auburn Leather Seats, Heated Front/Rear Seats, Cold Weather Pkg, Premium Pkg, Sports Pkg, Xenon Headlights, NAV, Mud Flaps, 20" 166 Style Rims
Model Year: 2005
Engine: N54
Originally Posted by gregg2gs' post='671254' date='Sep 17 2008, 08:16 AM
I just spooged all over my train ticket. I'd bang that honey all day on C's new M5! I'd inject her with a little aFe, then give her the diffuser...because I don't know her well enough yet, I'd throw in some 15mm spacers...then I'd get down to business and give her the ol' sprint booster right up the MTech...then after I tooled around with her euro stickers, I'd eat that black grille and then finally I'd giver her a remap all over her face...
Oh dear!!! What has this board done to me???!!!!!
Oh dear!!! What has this board done to me???!!!!!
Greg,
You and I think alike!
I just wiped my lap off
