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Old Apr 7, 2010 | 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by aretardedorange
Addicted to my E60 that is.
I was driving this chick home from school. She was bitching about her bad day. I was barely listening and kept saying one word phrases. She spilled some smart water on my seat so I told her to be careful and she suddenly snapped. ?You are obsessed with your fucking car next time stick your dick inside the muffler and fuck it? It was awkward after that.
was it awkward becuse youve already done that???
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Old Apr 7, 2010 | 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by mbp727
you grown men are aware that you are commenting on a picture of a 16 year old.

BTW $10 says its actually the indian girl on the left of the last picture...
No its not. But thats also our friend . She is 17 not 16.
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Old Apr 7, 2010 | 11:20 AM
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She was addicted to what my dick did
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Old Apr 7, 2010 | 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by D33ZNUT5
She was addicted to what my dick did
Damm bro, you got a career in rap we don't know about?
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Old Apr 7, 2010 | 10:35 PM
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LOL I've heard that one before as well OP
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 12:12 PM
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laughing my brains out..this is one of the best threads on here..
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 12:31 PM
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hahaha...this is great!


Whispering eye!
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 08:35 PM
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Typical
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