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Old 04-05-2010, 07:49 PM
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Why use a dilo? Just use the real thing. Nothing like a good bitch slap using limp dick, right?

logistics and i always have a boner
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Old 04-05-2010, 07:58 PM
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PIX PIX PIX!!! Is she hot or cute? I would've said "I like my car but I'd rather stick it inside you than the muffler."
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Originally Posted by Bteljuice
Here, let me help you out.



And that's how you b*tch slap a b*tch
AHAHAHAH this is awesome! I should make this my profile picture!
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Originally Posted by brabusw209amg
I would've said "I like my car but I'd rather stick it inside you than the muffler."
Have you seen his muffler?
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Old 04-05-2010, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by PraiseTheLowered
logistics and i always have a boner
holy hell

this effing thread

wtf

dying over here

screwing tail pipes, bitches, boners, dildos, limp dongs, and logistics

LOL

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Originally Posted by -Mike-
holy hell

this effing thread

wtf

dying over here

screwing tail pipes, bitches, boners, dildos, limp dongs, and logistics

LOL

Penis
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Who said anything about stopping the car to kick her out? Just slow down to 10, pull the door handle twice
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Originally Posted by spinitch
Get it pregnant so you can have a couple 1 series and z4s

I like that one!
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Old 04-05-2010, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by -Mike-
holy hell

this effing thread

wtf

dying over here

screwing tail pipes, bitches, boners, dildos, limp dongs, and logistics

LOL


lol best summary of this thread ever
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