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Old 04-05-2010, 04:09 PM
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wow, i would have said the same thing. let her know whos boss and to have some respect of your baby. these cars dont clean themselves. lol
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brake check her and when she flies forward slap her in the face with the dildo youve been hiding in your car waiting to use
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Originally Posted by PraiseTheLowered
brake check her and when she flies forward slap her in the face with the dildo youve been hiding in your car waiting to use
LOL
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Old 04-05-2010, 05:42 PM
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brake check her and when she flies forward slap her in the face with the dildo youve been hiding in your car waiting to use
For some mysterious reason, that was really funny
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Originally Posted by PraiseTheLowered
brake check her and when she flies forward slap her in the face with the dildo youve been hiding in your car waiting to use

Why use a dilo? Just use the real thing. Nothing like a good bitch slap using limp dick, right?
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Old 04-05-2010, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by PraiseTheLowered
brake check her and when she flies forward slap her in the face with the dildo youve been hiding in your car waiting to use
Hell! Just take her car next time
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She sounds hot and bitchy. I likey like. Post pix of her.
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Here, let me help you out.



And that's how you b*tch slap a b*tch
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