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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 04:09 PM
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wow, i would have said the same thing. let her know whos boss and to have some respect of your baby. these cars dont clean themselves. lol
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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 05:17 PM
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wow.
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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 05:19 PM
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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 05:22 PM
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brake check her and when she flies forward slap her in the face with the dildo youve been hiding in your car waiting to use
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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by PraiseTheLowered
brake check her and when she flies forward slap her in the face with the dildo youve been hiding in your car waiting to use
LOL
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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 05:42 PM
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brake check her and when she flies forward slap her in the face with the dildo youve been hiding in your car waiting to use
For some mysterious reason, that was really funny
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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by PraiseTheLowered
brake check her and when she flies forward slap her in the face with the dildo youve been hiding in your car waiting to use

Why use a dilo? Just use the real thing. Nothing like a good bitch slap using limp dick, right?
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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by PraiseTheLowered
brake check her and when she flies forward slap her in the face with the dildo youve been hiding in your car waiting to use
Hell! Just take her car next time
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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 07:15 PM
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She sounds hot and bitchy. I likey like. Post pix of her.
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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 07:23 PM
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Here, let me help you out.



And that's how you b*tch slap a b*tch
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