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Old 04-27-2009, 07:06 AM
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Well, it's that time of year once again. I'm wondering how all of you deal with bird crap. Do you carry a towel and take care of it right away, wait until you get home or not particularly care and let is accumulate. Personally, I carry a bottle of Meguiar's No.34 Final Inspection and a micro fiber cloth in the event of encountering just such an emergency.
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Originally Posted by JeffNNJ' post='860273' date='Apr 27 2009, 04:06 PM
Well, it's that time of year once again. I'm wondering how all of you deal with bird crap. Do you carry a towel and take care of it right away, wait until you get home or not particularly care and let is accumulate. Personally, I carry a bottle of Meguiar's No.34 Final Inspection and a micro fiber cloth in the event of encountering just such an emergency.
I always have a bottle of water and a MF cloth in my boot for just in case
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I just went through the same thing this morning...
I don't know what those birds eat, but its no good for our paint! I get rid of it straight away with (soap-)water to avoid it doing any damage, but your idea of a proper cleaning product makes a lot more sense -- I'd better put that on the to-do list...
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Don't park under trees... One time i used foaming glass cleaner that was the only thing I had available, and it disolved crap without scrubing
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Originally Posted by keith84_uk' post='860277' date='Apr 27 2009, 08:11 AM
I always have a bottle of water and a MF cloth in my boot for just in case
+1, Although I dont use a Microfiber towel for that... get the towel all dirty so instead i use paper towel to soak up the poop then wipe it clean with detail spray and cloth.
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Jeff - I was told that if you lick it up and it tastes like sugar, it won't stain. Personally, I haven't tried this method, but it's worth a shot. Let me know if it really works.
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Originally Posted by C's Bimmer' post='860293' date='Apr 27 2009, 08:23 AM
Jeff - I was told that if you lick it up and it tastes like sugar, it won't stain. Personally, I haven't tried this method, but it's worth a shot. Let me know if it really works.
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Originally Posted by keith84_uk' post='860277' date='Apr 27 2009, 10:11 AM
I always have a bottle of water and a MF cloth in my boot for just in case
Don't use water. You need a cleaner to act as a lubricant or you will put scratches in your paint.
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Originally Posted by C's Bimmer' post='860293' date='Apr 27 2009, 11:23 AM
Jeff - I was told that if you lick it up and it tastes like sugar, it won't stain. Personally, I haven't tried this method, but it's worth a shot. Let me know if it really works.
He's right!!
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Originally Posted by keith84_uk' post='860277
+1, Although I dont use a Microfiber towel for that
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. MF= MicroFiber. I interpreted that "MF" in the same way Samuel L. Jackson would



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