Chris Harris (a.k.a. God) Drives the 2013 BMW M3 DTM

I’ve never been a racing fan. I don’t know why racing passion eludes me, but it just does. Now, if there were a sanctioning body that took regular cars straight from their respective factories and raced them without roll cages or any other mods, I would be the biggest fan. DTM racing used to come somewhat close to my ideal form of sanctioned track competition, but as the years have progressed, the cars have become more homogenized, and the little interest I originally had has left the building.

It is a shame DTM is marching toward becoming nothing more than NASCAR with brains. If NASCAR is as sophisticated as a decomposing Alabama squirrel, DTM is becoming as boring as the science behind radioactively dating that squirrel’s carcass.

So yes, the racing is boring now, but the cars are more exciting than ever, and the video you are about to see shows us extraterrestrial craft really does exist on this planet, albeit lightly disguised in the form of race cars like the 2013 BMW M3 DTM.

Also, no one is better suited to give you a tour of extraterrestrial technology than God himself, although most people prefer to call him Chris Harris.

via [/DRIVE]