This BMW M5 Shows us the Best Way to Cut a Pineapple

For people who love to cook/prepare food, cutting a pineapple is rather tedious … total preparation time is 30 minutes. For people like me who despise preparing their own food, the mere thought of cutting a pineapple is a pain in the ass as royal as Queen Elizabeth’s butt print on the throne. Thankfully, there are easier ways to make a pineapple ready for human consumption, and the best part of this easier process is that you can use an E60 BMW M5 as your “cutting tool”.

Although the process may be a little messier, it involves high RPMs and tire smoke, which is way more fun than being stuck in a kitchen risking a severed finger.

If you choose to prepare your pineapples using this method, be sure you have a penchant for tire flavoring.