Even though BMW could probably get away with charging 175 Gs for its future-mobile, who the hell do dealerships think they are with these $100,000 markups? That’s legalized extortion.

Be careful when navigating through the spy-shot gallery after the jump. The image with the shirtless middle-aged man could cause blindness.

For people who love to cook/prepare food, cutting a pineapple is rather tedious … total preparation time is 30 minutes. For people like me who despise preparing their own food, the mere thought of cutting a pineapple is a pain in the ass as royal as Queen Elizabeth’s butt print on the throne. Thankfully, there are easier ways to make a pineapple ready for human consumption, and the best part of this easier process is that you can use an E60 BMW M5 as your “cutting tool”.

During the time the New York Auto Show has been in existence, planet Earth has revolved 114 times around the Sun; in other words, the New York Auto Show has been around a long time. If the exhibition were a person, it would have liver spots the size of a Bangle-designed butt. Ironically, the older the show gets, the newer the cars become, which is why I’m grateful the NYIAS isn’t a human being … large liver spots give me the willies.

I may not eat today because my stomach is full of butterflies. Why is my stomach full of lepidopterans? BMW just announced the availability of the Track Handling Package for the 2015 228i Coupe. If you’re in the market for a 2-Coupe with a four banger, I’ve got one reason why you should check the box for the Track Handling Package … it’s a track handling package.

My favorite generation of BMW M5 is, without question, the E39. With that naturally aspirated S62 4.9-liter V8 producing 394 horsepower and 368 lb-ft of torque, the E39 M5 is an honest car, but what happens when you take the S62 to the wild side and supercharge it? It suddenly becomes dishonest in character. I’m […] More »

BMW has announced the 2015 ALPINA B6 Gran Coupe. Scheduled to make its North American debut at the 2014 New York Auto Show, the B6 Gran Coupe will go on sale in April with an MSRP of $118,225. Equipped with a 4.4-liter twin-turbo V8 churning out 540 horsepower and 540 lb-ft of torque routed through […] More »