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03-30-2006, 04:19 PM
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I thought this has some merit 
Zen Wisdom
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a
broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if
you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be
replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just
like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both
feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk
a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile
away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is
not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat
and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that
person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to
remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're
the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know
them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to
fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a
light side and a dark side, and it holds the
universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with
women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much
when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until
just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a
sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!
Zen Wisdom
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a
broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if
you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be
replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just
like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both
feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk
a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile
away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is
not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat
and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that
person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to
remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're
the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know
them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to
fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a
light side and a dark side, and it holds the
universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with
women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much
when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until
just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a
sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!
03-31-2006, 04:34 AM
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03-31-2006, 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr 5er' post='262797' date='Mar 30 2006, 05:19 PM
I thought this has some merit
Zen Wisdom
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a
broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if
you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be
replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just
like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both
feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk
a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile
away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is
not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat
and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that
person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to
remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're
the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know
them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to
fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a
light side and a dark side, and it holds the
universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with
women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much
when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until
just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a
sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!
Zen Wisdom
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a
broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if
you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be
replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just
like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both
feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk
a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile
away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is
not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat
and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that
person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to
remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're
the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know
them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to
fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a
light side and a dark side, and it holds the
universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with
women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much
when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until
just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a
sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!
Nice!
03-31-2006, 07:24 AM
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My Ride: In a place where the Mercedes density is the highest in the world (no. of MB per square kilometer) I choose a Bimmer, why? because of one thing "The Ultimate Driving Experience"
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Add ons: 123 wheels, chrome grill, K&N Hi flow filter, Eibach Pro Kit, e60.net decal and 24,000km
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