The Post Whore Handbook
04-29-2009, 10:53 AM
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Its time to call everyone out. I am a post whore, I dabble in a handful of methods. What is your method? I will list some, you can add to the list, or just decide if you are one of the following... or just post whore using one of the following methods...
1. My Favorite, the short douchebag response. Even if i dont know what the answer to your question is, I will provide something... value or not. This provides comic relief for other members, and makes my post questionable as to the level of whoreness.
2. Another one of my top methods... "how many posts can i post in this thread" as a method. this is merely to fluff my numbers, but also provide something useful, like my "demotivational thread", or "bmw wannabe thread".
3. Others use the +1 method to post whore. This is really the easiest way to post whore and doesnt provide anything of any real value.
4. Others like to use the
method, which essentially the same as +1, however, it is used in lieu of "+1" when there is nothing to agree with. Usually these are the same members of the +1ers.
5. The repost nazis. You post something funny, and 19 people tell you it is a repost. I think there sole purpose on the forums is to spot reposters. This is a part time job in the lounge.
6. The "newbie welcomers". Just go in every new guys thread and dont answer their question. just give them a "welcome" or go the extra mile with
-this requires typing two extra colons
7. The photo shop whores. These are the best. Like my methods, they are providing comic relief to the community.
... what are you? what have i missed?
1. My Favorite, the short douchebag response. Even if i dont know what the answer to your question is, I will provide something... value or not. This provides comic relief for other members, and makes my post questionable as to the level of whoreness.
2. Another one of my top methods... "how many posts can i post in this thread" as a method. this is merely to fluff my numbers, but also provide something useful, like my "demotivational thread", or "bmw wannabe thread".
3. Others use the +1 method to post whore. This is really the easiest way to post whore and doesnt provide anything of any real value.
4. Others like to use the
method, which essentially the same as +1, however, it is used in lieu of "+1" when there is nothing to agree with. Usually these are the same members of the +1ers.5. The repost nazis. You post something funny, and 19 people tell you it is a repost. I think there sole purpose on the forums is to spot reposters. This is a part time job in the lounge.
6. The "newbie welcomers". Just go in every new guys thread and dont answer their question. just give them a "welcome" or go the extra mile with
-this requires typing two extra colons7. The photo shop whores. These are the best. Like my methods, they are providing comic relief to the community.
... what are you? what have i missed?
04-29-2009, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='862977' date='Apr 29 2009, 02:53 PM
Its time to call everyone out. I am a post whore, I dabble in a handful of methods. What is your method? I will list some, you can add to the list, or just decide if you are one of the following... or just post whore using one of the following methods...
1. My Favorite, the short douchebag response. Even if i dont know what the answer to your question is, I will provide something... value or not. This provides comic relief for other members, and makes my post questionable as to the level of whoreness.
1. My Favorite, the short douchebag response. Even if i dont know what the answer to your question is, I will provide something... value or not. This provides comic relief for other members, and makes my post questionable as to the level of whoreness.
04-29-2009, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='862977' date='Apr 29 2009, 02:53 PM
3. Others use the +1 method to post whore. This is really the easiest way to post whore and doesnt provide anything of any real value.
04-29-2009, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='862977' date='Apr 29 2009, 02:53 PM
4. Others like to use the method, which essentially the same as +1, however, it is used in lieu of "+1" when there is nothing to agree with. Usually these are the same members of the +1ers.
method, which essentially the same as +1, however, it is used in lieu of "+1" when there is nothing to agree with. Usually these are the same members of the +1ers.
04-29-2009, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='862977' date='Apr 29 2009, 02:53 PM
... what are you? what have i missed?
What's the air speed velocity of...nevermind!
04-29-2009, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='862988' date='Apr 29 2009, 02:00 PM
i think if 1 person laughs, it is okay
Imagine you tell a joke in a stadium with 30,000 in attendance and one person laughs. That actually would be pretty funny now that I think about it.
BTW: I just hit 4K on a post whore thread!
