Gatriel

holy F$§KING SCHEIßE look at this






WOW, THATS GREAT!

im selling just some random 2005 545i no, not just any 545i BUT WITH COMPLETE MAINTENANCE RECORDS since new





you might be asking -

I've pretty much taken care of every problem point. In the past 25,000 miles (car has 111,400 on it now)

Alternator -- Replaced 2k ago
Alternator Bracket Gasket --- Replaced 10k ago
Valve Cover Gaskets -- Replaced 10k ago
Upper Timing Chain Cover Gaskets -- Replaced 10k ago
Water Pump -- Replaced 10k ago
Thermostat -- Replaced 10k ago
SMG Pump Tank -- Replaced 10k ago
Brake Pads -- Replaced 10k ago
Brake Rotors -- Replaced 10k ago
Tires -- Replaced 10k ago
Trans Oil Flush -- 10k ago
Rear Diff Flush -- 10k ago
Engine Purge -- 10k ago
SMG Shifter Knob -- Replaced 10k ago
O2 Sensors -- 10k ago
Brushings -- 10k ago
All control arms -- 10k ago
Shocks (with oem) -- 10k ago
Windshield Washer Fluid Tank -- 10k ago
Windshield Washer Pump -- 10k ago
Oil Sensor -- 10k ago
Battery (At BMW dealer) -- 10k ago
Vacuum Pump -- 20k ago
SMG Pump -- 20k ago
Radio -- 20k ago




(you ->) ???


NOPE, not $18,000, not $16,500 or even $9,500, but $14,500 USD!
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Wow! Jesus christ, that guy's insane - you might be thinking this, but would an insane person

THROW IN A FRESH OIL CHANGE AND ALMOST ALL ACHILLES HEELS OF THE ALREADY FIXED!?!?!?!

thats right, this badboy comes with not only the car, nifty black, 3 keys, maintenance records, because i felt like it

now if your gentialia hasnt been inverted by the sheer amazingness of this offer, you probably didnt have any in the first place but



it comes with 40 mm fan used to cool your Sirius Satellite Radio with a subscription FOR LIFE



point it at yourself, point it at the Sat Radio tuner, (which is what I use it for at the moment) plug it into your phone with a usb OTG cable and talk into it so you sound like a F743king robot while you call your grandma while taking a dump i dont give a scheit



So does the car.



you can order this badboy right now, or if you are up to the challenge post here AND LAY CLAIM TO YOUR CAR



I KNOW I NO I KNOW! YOUR MIND IS TOTALLY BLOWN!









Nope. Accident FREE!

A girl did scrape rear bumper while SHE ()was trying to parallel park (image included in Photobucket) and the owner of the car did drop a bicycle on the hood about 4 years ago. He had the paint work done at BMW in Cary North Carolina, I have the paperwork. You would never tell unless you paintmetered the hood.

Well, I got a job in Germany and was planning on shipping the car there later next month, when this women;



Changed the law, and made it financially impossible for me to ship my car.




Which sucks, badly, as I maintained the car to keep it for the next half decade or so and can never ever hope of recouping the money I put into it.



More photos here;

gggunchi's's Library | Photobucket

KyleB

best for sale post I've seen in a long time! I totally LOL'd.

GLWS, that's a really nice car for that price.

Gatriel

Just for the comical side of things, I edited the ad I placed on Bimmerforums a bit more. I think its a bit funnier.

Selling .... Jesus Christ a 2005 545i WITH MAINTENANCE RECORDS? (56k gtfo))

I'd update it here, but copy/paste from Bimmerforums wouldn't work correctly. :-/

KyleB

Both versions are awesome. Sorry you can't ship the car. GLWS, best wishes to you when you relocate to Germany.

Gatriel

Thanks bud.

Yeah I am super bummed to. I had all the parts to convert the car to German spec and everything. SONOFABITCH.

tonyb635

When do you leave and what city will you be in? I'm working very hard at the moment to get an assignment to Munch, Regensburg, or maybe even Dingolfing... Hope to have something in the next six months. China and Mexico, I could leave tomorrow, but no thanks. BTW, Nice add!

s85addict

Still for sale?

champaign777

no
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