Ohmigod! There’s this totally awesome new thing called drifting– no wait, that’s not true. It’s been around forever (in internet terms) and you’re so jaded that you couldn’t possibly be bothered to watch one more goddamned drifting video. Whatever, you can haz cheezburger.
The rest of you can watch the first 33 seconds of this video and enjoy an E46 M3 (with ‘HELL’ written on the driver’s door) pouring out copious tire smoke as it drifts around the track. If you really love the video you can watch the remainder, which is just a lame, slow-mo version of the first part. Also, you should be a bit more jaded.